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Mondays Finish the Story Flash Fiction for Sept. 21st, 2015 – The Holy Mango

Mondays Finish the Story Flash Fiction for Sept. 21st, 2015, based on this image–

© 2015, Barbara W. Beacham
© 2015, Barbara W. Beacham

and this initial sentence–

“She lived in a mango tree.”

Copyright 2015 Douglas Daniel
She lived in a mango tree. No one knew why; she hated mangoes.

“Daphne,” people shouted up to her, “you hate mangoes.”

“I know,” Daphne said, knitting a sweater.

Her husband told Daphne he couldn’t live with pollination and fruit flies. Daphne just went on knitting.

Her husband left her. Local news profiled her, then moved on to Justin Bieber look-alike contests.

Psychologists clustered around the foot of the tree, theorizing on her aversion adherence. Several published learned tracts on the phenomenon.

On September 14th, 2019, the Silubrian Horde invaded the Earth. They wiped out humanity in a day.

But not Daphne. Mangoes are sacred to the Silubrians. They elected Daphne Supreme Mango Goddess of the Horde. They brought her chocolate and strange alien liquors that gave her hiccups. In return, she knitted scarves and cardigans for them. These became holy relics for the Silubrians.

When Daphne died, the Silubrians cloned her. Since then, all of humanity have been women who knit.

Moral: As the mangoes, so Man goes.