This is not a review of Avengers: Infinity War, which I just saw on an early showing. It is more of a quick and emotionally-laden reaction, with just a few observations on a few points in the movie. Above all, in opposition to my usual habit, I am going to avoid any spoilers, as it would almost certainly make me the subject of mob violence.
Okay, here we go–
Holy wild-jungle-spawned bouncing off the wall pull the eject cord and tumble end-over-end through an exploding volcano shit. With sprinkles on top.
Character deaths. In the first five minutes. Before the freaking opening credits. OMG….
Lots of repartee, much of which goes by really fast, which demands a second viewing, assuming I can find a spare ticket for this movie over the weekend in the Dallas-Fort Worth metro area. Frankly, not quite all of it worked– a couple of scenes between the Guardians of the Galaxy and Thor (that’s no spoiler, their meeting was in the trailers) were a little weak, in my opinion. But those were minor blips in this tsunami of a movie.
Speaking of trailers, be aware that there was a lot of stuff in the trailers that was not in the movie, and some of the stuff that was didn’t play out quite the same way. It’s all part of Marvel’s master-plan to keep the fans guessing.
Note: there is no mid-credits scene, but there is a comparatively long one at the end, and you want to wait for it. Definitely. For sure. I’m not joking.
Huge cliffhanger at the end. Freaking huge. If the cliffhanger at the end of The Empire Strikes Back was Mount St. Helens, then this one is fracking Mount Tambora, the reason 1816 was known as the “year without a summer”. You are warned.
Precisely because of that cliffhanger, they cannot get the next Avengers movie into theaters soon enough. All we know at the moment is that it is due to be released sometime next year. We don’t even know the title. Marvel and Disney, you cruel bastards, make the next movie a Christmas release. You can do it….
I don’t think there was a weak performance by anyone in this picture, although some of the mid-rank characters go by pretty quick. Somehow the filmmakers pretty much pulled off the feat of giving all the main characters enough to do so that none of them are slighted, which was something I was seriously worried about. It’s doubly impressive that the action takes place in several locations at once, and even more impressive that they still found time give Thanos some depth and feeling– not like another super-villain I could name from a certain recent movie. Yech. Really, there is no comparison.
Be prepared for a movie that moves really fast, and bounces between a lot of different locales. Personally I didn’t find the pace too hard to keep up with, but you definitely don’t want to go out for popcorn during the middle of the picture. Very bad idea.
See this movie, but hold on tight and brace yourself for that cliffhanger. Anybody who expects this movie to end tied up with a neat little ribbon is delusional. But it is a tremendous setup for the next film.
Christmas, you guys!!